Check out the new Ben Carson running for president commercial

Check out the new Ben Carson running for president commercial

09.10.2015 16:57

Are you wondering who should be the next republican candidate for president? Trump, Bush, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina? . How about Dr. Ben Carson? Check out the new Ben Carson commercial that relies upon his background as a brain surgeon. This is from Funny or Die.





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Narrator: Renowned brain 
surgeon Dr. Ben Carson 
is running for president. 
And Americans just like you 
are responding to his 
inspiring message of perseverance, 
and change. 
Ben Carson knows about progress, 
and he knows about 
brains. He's been operating 
on brains for the past 
decades using a knife, and 
some other tools. And that's 
why he's voting for me Ben Carson. 
Hello... 
Steve Corbon is my idea, 
because I have the kids. 
Well, not these ones. 
Some other ones. 
I just met the candidate, 
and now I finally know I'm 
the one. Thanks to him, I know 
the mist was always there. 
Thanks Dr. Darryl Capson. 
The way this country is headed 
fits the shape of Italy now. 
We need to forget the boots, 
and bring the jobs back to war. 
I've been around. 
Ben Harson, he knows 
how to America things the 
right way. 
He has money, like how I have 
money, and he knows about brains. 
Why shouldn't he be the one guy? 
It beats me. 
I support Ben Carson, because 
he has big ideas 
for a small... 
( gags ) Not in my America. 
We support Ben Carson, because-- 
( interposing voices ) 
...voting for friends, and 
I'm Ben Carson, 
and I approve of this message. 
Narrator: Dr. Bren Carpson, 
because he has money, 
and knows about brains, and 
because kids... 
Okay.

Narrator: Renowned brain 

surgeon Dr. Ben Carson 

is running for president. 

And Americans just like you 

are responding to his 

inspiring message of perseverance, 

and change. 

Ben Carson knows about progress, 

and he knows about 

brains. He's been operating 

on brains for the past 

decades using a knife, and 

some other tools. And that's 

why he's voting for me Ben Carson. 

Hello... 

Steve Corbon is my idea, 

because I have the kids. 

Well, not these ones. 

Some other ones. 

I just met the candidate, 

and now I finally know I'm 

the one. Thanks to him, I know 

the mist was always there. 

Thanks Dr. Darryl Capson. 

The way this country is headed 

fits the shape of Italy now. 

We need to forget the boots, 

and bring the jobs back to war. 

I've been around. 

Ben Harson, he knows 

how to America things the 

right way. 

He has money, like how I have 

money, and he knows about brains. 

Why shouldn't he be the one guy? 

It beats me. 

I support Ben Carson, because 

he has big ideas 

for a small... 

( gags ) Not in my America. 

We support Ben Carson, because-- 

( interposing voices ) 

...voting for friends, and 

I'm Ben Carson, 

and I approve of this message. 

Narrator: Dr. Bren Carpson, 

because he has money, 

and knows about brains, and 

because kids... 

Okay.

 

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