31.10.2015 16:23

Everyone likes watching internet videos of unboxing new toys, iPods, clothes, computers, etc. But what do zombies watch? That's right - unboxing of human brains! Checkout this funny video from Funny or Die

Unboxing Videos for Zombies

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UNDEAD_ED_39 zombie unboxing video let's open a caucasian, male, human brain. Happy Halloween! 

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Transcript

What's up guys? 

Undead_Ed_39 here with 

another video. I got a 

real treat for you guys today. 

We are going to be opening 

up a head, I just bit off a man, 

and checking out his brain. 

(rock music plays) 

Voiceover: Undead Ed 39 

Alright, so, first impressions 

of the head 

aka the brains packaging. 

This ones in fairly good condition. 

Some minor wear and tear here 

under the eyes, 

and of course a little more 

significant damage on the neck 

where I bit the head 

off the man, 

but we certainly can't blame 

that on the head (giggles). 

This is a Caucasian model of head 

made in the USA, 

which I like, and also 

as you can clearly see 

this head is handsome, 

but I know what you guys really 

want to know about. 

The smell. 

So, what I'm going to do is 

I'm just going to give it a whiff, and 

describe it to you as best 

as I can. 

So, here we go. 

Uh, it's got a certain ripeness. 

(music becomes dark) 

(snarling) 

So I went ahead, and opened 

it up with about a baseball 

sized hole here. Now it's 

time to take a look at 

the crown jewel, the raison d'etre 

as our French friends say, 

the brain. So, here, I'm just gonna 

get this thing out of here, 

and oh... 

Okay, it came out on it's own. 

Alright, there it is, 

and we will not be needing 

this old dumb thing anymore. 

It's got excellent brain feel. 

Really good. Really resilient. 

It's certainly a bit softer here 

in the fore-brain, but as 

you guys know you really can't 

get a sense of a brain 

until you eat it, but I'm not 

going to do that here. 

I'm going to save that for 

my food review channel, 

which is ZombEATS, by 

Undead Ed. 

You know, I mean, you look at 

this thing, and uh... 

It does look incredible. 

I'm just going to take a tiny bite. 

(snarling) 

Okay, well, yeah I ate the hole thing. 

So, I'm sorry, but I'm a zombie. 

Well, thanks a lot for watching 

my unbraining 

video, Brown Haired Man's Brain. 

Hope you guys enjoyed it. 

I know that it got a little 

kooky crazy in there, so 

I apologize for that. 

Be sure to click the link below 

for my favorite places 

to find heads, and eat brains. 

Like, subscribe, and check 

out some of my older videos, 

such as Woman's Brain, 

Grey Haired Man's Brain, 

and Child's Brain. 

I got to head out, but I'll 

see you guys next week. 

Peace. 

(Funny or Die ending jingle plays)

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